Showing posts with label short stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short stories. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Draft: Here Come The Young Ones





The family gathered at the stage station leans forward and twists as though choreographed.

Approaching hooves are tattooing a rapid march from down the street of this dusty small western town.

Every window and doorway along the street holds heads that also lean and twist in time with the family.

Someone is coming to town on the stage and they are almost here.

Little red-headed Rua pokes her husband Dothann.

‘What?’

‘How will we know them?’

‘For pete’s sake Rua. We’ll know them.’

‘How? How will they know us?’

‘Think about it, Rua. We know things. So do they. How could we NOT know each other?’

‘We don’t even know what they look like.’

‘Well, we’re about to find out, aren’t we? Here comes the stage.’

The leaners and twisters leave their windows and doorways as the stage passes and follow it down the street. The leaners and twisters from the other end of the eight block street stop leaning and twisting and head toward the stage station.

The ones following the stage get a mite dusty but they don’t care at the moment. Their curiosity is compelling and over-rules their common sense.

The family in front of the stage station stops leaning and twisting and straightens itself into neat rows, blanking faces so that a person could not possibly guess what thoughts might be moving around inside of those heads.

Centered in the back row is big, blond, copper-eyed Danann with his look-alike (but with green eyes) grandson Brann beside him, flanked by the two next largest members of the group – Thann and Kalann both with dark hair and eyes.

Alongside of their husbands are Sass standing next to Thann and Aine next to Kalann.

In front of them are Danann’s little wife Sidhelagh with Brann’s wife Andras, flanked by the couple Caileen and Talorc.

In front of them are Alianora and Drustann with Diann and Corrbed to each side of them.

In front of these four are Rua and Dothann.

In front of everyone is the smallest of the bunch, the elder Mamm.

Off to one side is Merri standing alone, watching the whole street with keen eyes.

The eighteen of them stand in silence, waiting. That they form an imposing triangle might or might not have registered with them. It registers with everyone else. Familiar as the sight has become to the rest of this small town, it is still intimidating when this family gathers itself and makes themselves into their triangle.

That there is something odd about their collective self as well as about them as individuals isn’t generally overly noticeable … but when they show up and stand shoulder to shoulder like this people definitely notice and pay attention.

Something is about to happen and the town turns out full force to find out what it is. This family never gets themselves into this formation for no good reason, as the town has already found out.

Trotting up to the stage station, the horses pulling the stage stop and seem to take one last deep breath before dropping their heads in fatigue.

The horses tethered alongside the stage … well … they immediately give little tugs that disconnect them from their tethers. Two of them go to the doors on either side of the stage and without further ado nimble mouths and teeth open the doors.

Before the occupants of the stage can emerge, the four horses neigh loud enough to wake up anyone who might have been sleeping (although nobody is as everyone is in the street by now) and rear.

They’ve already gotten everyone’s attention without the theatrics, but earn themselves a hearty round of applause. Bowing to their audience, the matching set of four tall perfectly proportioned silver horses regally nod their heads at all and sundry in acknowledgement, restless eyes taking in every detail as they nod in all directions. They are royalty and even though the United States of America doesn’t recognize royalty, these citizens know what they are seeing.

Having allowed the horses their introductory moment, the four young people make their own entrance, stepping from the stage with grace and finesse.

Three girls and a boy stand before the stage station, poised and silent.

For a long long time that silence isn’t broken as each pair of eyes in turn locks gazes with each and all of the eighteen gathered family members, hold them for various lengths of time, and move on to the next.

About the time the townsfolk are starting to yawn, Mamm the Elder’s face produces the most brilliant smile anyone has ever seen, so bright it seems to back the shadows right off the whole street.

Stepping forward, the little lady extends her hands to the four Younglings who have stepped off the stage.

‘Welcome!’

That is all she says, or at least all anyone hears, as the four tall young people have her surrounded and enclosed among them before the word is even out of her mouth.

Dothann pokes Rua as the rest of the family remains silent and still, no expressions on their faces.

‘See Rua? Tell me you don’t know them!’

‘Fine. Of course I know them. Those two red-heads are Marra and Mamm the Younger although I couldn’t tell you which is which. That blonde gal is Soarsa and that dark-haired kid is Colum. They’re obviously kin, look at them with Mamm! You’d think they’d known her for all of the eleven years of their lives.’

The stage driver breaks the spell with an, ‘Ahem!’ and a significant look at Danann and Brann while he points to the boxes and trunks fastened to the top of the stage.

‘Oh. Sorry Brawny. We’ll get those off there and you can get your horses taken care of.’

And so the two big men casually take the trunks and boxes down like they don’t weigh more than three ounces apiece (which the stage driver knows is NOT the case since he himself struggled to get them up there) and set them off to one side close to Merri.

Being as the four Younglings still have Mamm surrounded and are soaking her with tears, Brann and Danann, followed closely by the still-suspicious tall silver horses, walk up to the huddled little group and unceremoniously lift the two tall (but not nearly as tall as Danann and Brann) red-headed girls away from Mamm the Elder and lift them way up over their heads, starting to spin like tops.

The two girls automatically arch their backs and fling out their arms to maintain their balance and let out with a couple of surprisingly musical squawks that sound a lot like quacks.

When the two big blond men cut loose with their deep belly laughs there’s no stopping what happens next.

Those two, when they laugh, make everyone in the vicinity laugh with them. It’s a sort of magical chain reaction and the whole town cracks up laughing while the bulk of the family finally breaks their silent stillness and tromps over to welcome the additions to their family.

Thann, who is as big as Danann and Brann only dark instead of blond, lifts Soarsa over his head so that the new Youngling girls are all three flying in circles quacking to beat the band.

The four tall silver horses are watching the whole spectacle in silence, for perhaps the first time in their lives their attention wholly on what’s going on instead of their eyes constantly roving.

While all this quacking and laughing is going on, Dothann brings a buckboard from beside the stage station. Talorc, Kalann, Drustann, and Corrbed lift and load the heavy trunks and boxes onto it as easily as Danann and Brann had gotten them off the stage, which makes the stage driver pause his laughter for a moment and wonder about his own strength. He’d found those same trunks and boxes almost impossible to manage.

The four tall silver horses nudge dark-haired Colum, who quickly mounts the stallion of the bunch and looks at his new-found family.

‘Which way are we going?’

Danann, Thann, and Brann lead the way, quacking young girls still aloft, down the street a couple of blocks and then down a side street another couple of blocks to Mamm the Elder’s little house.

The buckboard follows them, Colum and the silvers follow the buckboard, and everyone else marches along behind them, waggling their backsides merrily to the delighted entertainment of the townsfolk.

Unseen by any except for the Younglings, a very small figure dressed in brown and green rides atop the collection of trunks and boxes. He is perhaps two feet tall (at the moment) and laughing as merrily as everyone else although only the Younglings can hear his piping laughter. A time or two he stands on the trunks and boxes and dances a jaunty little jig, with waggles and quacks of his own.

Watching him from behind, Colum grins and murmurs, ‘Home, Brownling. We’re going home.’

The dancing Brownie of course hears, turns around, adds a few agile leaps and flips to his dance, and looks to Colum as he at last stands still and clasps his hands over his head in victory.


1)    Mamm the Elder
2)    Danann
3)    Sidhelagh
4)    Alianora
5)    Drustann
6)    Sass
7)    Thann
8)    Caileen
9)    Talorc
10) Aine
11) Kalann
12) Merri
13) Corrbed
14) Diann
15) Dothann
16) Rua
17) Brann
18) Andras
19) Colum
20) Saorsa
21) Mamm the Younger
22) Marra
23) Brownling
24) The Silvers


word count 1591

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Know Any Snarks?



Sub-titled 'Well, Bully For You!' - this one is a kind of prep for having to write some seriously nasty bad guys into the upcoming books of the SONG series.

So we're looking to put together a collection of short bits of Snark in order to have a wide range to choose from as the books come along.

Heaven knows there's plenty of Snark in our world; you'd think this one would be a piece of cake to write.

It isn't.

My personal definition of the word 'Snark' is *a snotty shark*, someone who is not only snotty but a ruthless predator as well, whose intent is deliberate harm to others -  perhaps to benefit the Snark in some way; perhaps just because they have a *mean streak*... either way, the effect on the one getting Snarked is about the same.

It's kind of giving sharks a bad name, because they're created to be as they are, but those powerful jaws filled with sharp teeth go along with the definition of 'Snark' ... dangerous and lethal.

History provides us with lots of prime examples of Super-Snarks, but we ourselves are not exempt. 

At any rate, if you know any Snarks, historic or otherwise, whose stories you would like to see included in this book, let me know via email vignettes.house@gmail.com or pm via @Sidhelagh (Twitter) or Google+ please do NOT contact me via any open forum ... except in the case of historic figures.

Except for historic figures, all Snarks are fictionalized - times, places, names, events mixed up every which way from Tuesday - a snark is a snark is a snark is a snark ... who did what to whom isn't exactly the point here. The point is that people can be downright snarky about everything under the sun from religion to politics to lifestyle to petty cruelties designed to embarrass or humiliate someone, to poking fun at whoever over whatever.

SOME of it is actually silly and funny as all get-out, ridiculous jokes that can and will make you laugh ... things that are only *kind of snarky* ... like old jokes that have been around forever and adapted over time. We don't really think of them as Snark, although if you happen to be the butt of one of those jokes you might think it's a lot snarkier than the one who's telling the joke and the ones who are laughing at you.

You'll have plenty of time as I doubt this book will be ready to go out until maybe Spring of 2016. So send me ideas ... I'm so used to looking for silver linings it's going to be a real change of pace for me to look for the thunder and lightning in those clouds instead of the silver linings.

Any historic 'bad guys' are fair game; send me your suggestions because I'm pretty sure I won't think of ALL of them. Everything else is liable to be changed in the fictionalizing process, rendering specifics unrecognizable. So if you're thinking to use this venue to do a little snarking of your own, good luck.

References to 'contributors' will be ONLY at your own request.

Heck, for all I know I won't be able to bring myself to even write this book. I'm hoping I will, however. We're going to need some horrendous bad guys coming up pretty soon, Characters that even I won't be able to make excuses for.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Short Stories,Tall Tales, and Such : Live on Kindle : Amazon

(or get it on Kindle!)

Rua and the Brownies take on some Pesky Pixies in this book of short pieces.

*laughing*

Got that one finished and thought,'Well, this book is about ready to go now!'

Then had a horrifying thought: I had promised somebody a Tall Tale about Paul Bunyan and Babe - and it wasn't written, let alone in this book. 

So I tagged it on at the end of Rua's story since that file was already open and fomatted for this book. Hurried to get it in, and went to work getting it published.

It was only during the final on line editorial preview that I found I had put Rua's story in twice and Babe's love for salted herring and subsequent thirst was nowhere to be found.

*sigh*

So back into the book's working file I went, got it straightened out, changed the name of the file to avoid confusion, and re-submitted it.

This little book has a lot in it, truth be told.

Elves, 
the first adventures of Renegade, Rebel, Rogue, and Riley 
(and introducing Reckless and her horse Roger), 
thoughts on religion, spirituality, and mysticism, 
a bit of family history, 
some Shakespeare, 
a modern day Sass doing what Sass does, 
a couple of esoteric pieces, 
Giant Worms and Skeeters, 
some French History presented by Sass, 
a bit of an introduction to the PHI Line when Brann meets up with Danann of Perth on the Spiral ... 
and of course Rua's Pesky Pixies!

I'm finally getting a few of these projects filed into the 'Finished' folder, trying to clear my desktop for what's coming up next.

Being as I have a couple of days off from shift-work here, now's as good a time as any to get on with getting on!

And so back to editing I go ... this time I think the poetry book. I keep putting it off because I keep writing poems. That's not really a sensible reason to not get a book published when it's ready to go, you know. There are ALWAYS going to be poems coming, one after another after another. I may as well go with what I've already got, and let the new poems go into a book of their own. What the heck. 

I'm just about back 'on schedule' ... getting closer!

Anyway, look for poetry next I think. Then maybe SNARK if I can come up with enough Snarky things to go into it. I hope I can because the next books of SONG (all of the rest of them, when it comes to that) have to have bad guys in them. Seriously bad. I'm not used to writing such things but ... all I can do is the best I can do with what I have to work with at any given time. I'll give it my best shot.



HEY! You want a sneak preview?

(or get it on Kindle!)


Here's Rua's Brownies vs Pixies story:

Get Those Pesky Pixies OUT of Here!

A little girl with sky blue eyes and fiery red hair that blew in the wind and flew in her face kicked her way along the shore of the North Sea that was close to her home.

Rua of Dunnottar lived 160 feet up, at the top of really steep cliffs that completely surrounded her high-up home and the bridge of land that connected it to the mainland.

Dunnottar had no shores of its own to speak of, so when Rua wanted to go kicking along the shore she had to leave Dunnottar’s heights and head either north or south along the mainland. Because the shore route north to Stonehaven was longer than going overland, Rua generally chose to head south.

In the fishing village of South lived a good friend of Rua’s called Calm Creena. Sometimes Rua just wanted to see Creena, especially when she was getting a feeling that things weren’t quite all the way as right as they were supposed to be.

That feeling had been hanging in the air for a week and was getting worse.

It was definitely time to go see Creena and figure this out, this whatever-it-was.

And so Rua was kicking along the shore, sometimes looking out to sea, sometimes looking at the pebbles her feet were kicking, sometimes gazing up at the nearby cliffs.

In the course of her gazing, Rua noticed something moving where nothing should be moving.

A great big strand of kelp was weaving its way along the beach toward the cliffs in a way that no normal kelp possibly could, not across the sand and pebbles of the beach like that.

Fascinated, Rua started following it.

The kelp started going faster as Rua approached, and kept going faster and faster until Rua had to run to keep up with it.

‘What the heck!’

As the kelp started climbing the cliffs, Rua abandoned her chase and ran for South as fast as her very fast little legs could carry her.

‘Creena! Creena! Where are you? I need your help!’

A man’s voice answered.

‘Creena’s just coming in with her boat, Rua. See? Go help her beach it, there’s a good girl.’

While the two girls got Creena’s little boat secured, Rua panted out what she had seen on the beach.

‘It was climbing the cliffs, Creena, I tell you true. All by itself, up it went! Kelp does not climb cliffs. I knew there was something going on, I knew it.’

Creena’s face grew quieter than usual as she thought about what Rua had said.

‘I wonder if that’s connected to some other things that have been happening lately.’

‘Other things? What other things?’

‘Things like our drying frames getting tangled with seaweeds that don’t mix well with what we’ve gathered. We’ve had three days of gathering ruined in the past week, Rua.’

‘That’s not good.’

‘You can say that again. We’ve also had our shell bell strings, the ones we hang on our houses, get so tied into knots that we have to cut them apart. Worse yet, our boats have been coming up out of the water with way too many barnacles on them, and sharp shells driven right into the wood. Some of them go all the way through the hulls of the smaller boats, and our currachs are in even worse shape.’

‘If I didn’t know better I would think somebody had seriously insulted your Brownies, Creena. But this doesn’t sound like Brownie mischief.’

‘No it doesn’t. We don’t know what to think.’

‘Well, one thing we don’t have to wonder about. We know that kelp doesn’t climb cliffs, not on its own, it doesn’t. Do you want me to show you where I saw it?’

‘Let’s go!’

Creena’s folks were pleased to give her permission to go with Rua; they wanted to find out what was going on, too.

‘Good luck!’

The big kelp had disappeared completely by the time the two friends reached the place where Rua had seen it. All that remained was a wet streak across the beach where it had passed, with Rua’s footprints alongside of it - and a narrow break in the foliage of the cliffs where it had gone up. Straight up.

Hands on hips, the girls sighed.

‘There’s no way we can climb that, Rua. Not even you could do it.’

‘I can try.’

‘Don’t bother. You wouldn’t get very far. Look how it kind of overhangs right there. We aren’t going to follow this trail any further, Rua. We can’t.’

A skreeky little Voice came from behind them.

‘I can.’

Creena gave a little start.

‘Brownie Blue, is that you?’

Turning around the girls saw that it was indeed the Brownie of Creena’s household.

‘What are you doing here, Brownie Blue? I certainly didn’t expect to see you!’

‘Our families are beginning to wonder if we’re playing pranks. We’re not, but somebody is – and we want to put a stop to it before things get out of hand and our people begin blaming us – and getting angry. You know we can’t abide where there is discord, and we do not want to have to leave our families because someone else is being mean.’

‘Do you know who’s doing this, Brownie Blue? Because it would help us if you do.’

‘No. We don’t know, not yet. But we’re going to find out!’

Rua’s face went thoughtful.

‘I bet our Brownie will want to help too. Let’s go ask him, Brownie Blue.’

And so they do.

Word passed rapidly among the Brownies and all of them went on high alert, watching for the culprits.

But the culprits were sneaky little devils, they were. Nobody saw them but the results of their tricks were in evidence all over the place.

Almost every household in the area was hit, even Dunnottar.

The baskets of Southwest were dismantled in the night and ribbons of seaweed twined among the pieces, broken bits of shells pushed into the cordage and barks.

Forest found cords of seaweed strangling vulnerable young saplings; baby birds and small animals were wrapped so tightly in the stuff that they almost suffocated.

Beyond’s wind instruments were stuffed full of soggy stinky strips of seaweed; their stringed instruments suffered a worse fate, their strings replaced with rotten slimy seaweed.

The crops of Northwest were infected with nasty bugs that didn’t generally show up in their area; their herds and flocks came home filled with sticky icky goo that smelled like a very sick sea.

Stonehaven’s craftspeople were at their wits ends trying to clean up the seaweed and broken shells that seemed to just appear out of nowhere. It got to the point where parents didn’t let their younglings go barefoot because the sharp shell shards cut their feet to ribbons.

Dunnottar found kelp creeping up its steep cliffs, through the pens and shelters of their livestock; the Raven’s Head cropping fields were hard hit, especially the ones along the ravine.

Rua and Creena met with the Brownies in the Grove of Dunnottar when Rua’s sharp eyes caught a glimpse of a couple of Sea Pixies tugging away at a piece of kelp far too big for just the two of them to move.

Brownie Blue’s skreeky voice was triumphant.

‘Ha! We should have known! We know how to deal with Sea Pixies, oh yes we do!’

The band of Brownies danced a jig with Rua and Creena dancing right along with them, singing at the tops of their voices.

Hearing the disturbance in the Grove, Sass came running.

All she could see was Creena and Rua singing and dancing. That’s because Sass is one of the Big Folk, you know. Only infants, littles, and younglings can see the Brownies.

Rua and Creena quickly explained the situation to Sass, who nodded in complete understanding.

‘The Brownies know what to do, so you help them do you hear me? I’ll get the rest of the Big Folk to help me with what you and the Brownies can’t do.’

Sass of course couldn’t hear the cheers that rose around her, but Rua and Creena danced another jig with them before sitting down to a planning session while Sass went to do whatever she was going to do.

Brownie Blue explained the strategy; Rua and Creena nodded and headed out to get their part of it ready.

‘We have to hurry, Creena. You know what the Brownies can do when they’re roused to wrath. And they’re FAST.’

The two girls hurried themselves back to South by snagging a couple of the silver blooded horses of Dunnottar to carry them posthaste. Sass grinned. Being as she had sent the horses, she wasn’t going to get upset at Rua and Creena even though neither of them were anywhere near old enough to be horsed on any such mount.

The pounding hooves got the people of South outside to see what was going on.

Creena explained, and told them what was needed.

And so it was that the fishing fleet of South was ready in the nick of time.

From all directions came the Brownies of all the households of the area.

From Southwest they came.

From Beyond they came.

From Forest they came.

From Dunnottar they came.

From Stonehaven they came.

And from out of the homes of South they poured.

Rua was ready for them.

‘Follow me!’ she screamed at the top of her lungs, brandishing her sword in one hand while raising her battle shield above her head with the other.

‘Follow me!’

And so they did.

Straight to the waiting fleet the Brownies followed Rua, bellowing their own skreeking battle cries all the way!

Onto the boats they poured until all were filled to the gills.

Creena shouted at Rua.

‘Here, Rua! Get into my boat!’

And so she did.

With one agile leap Rua was aboard Creena's little fishing boat, helping her to raise the sail. That was harder than you’d think because there were Brownies clinging to every available place, including the masts and lines of all the sails.

By sail and by oar the fleet left the shore.

Far out into the North Sea went the fleet, and the noise was enough to leave one deaf for eternity.

Well, it would have been except that the Brownies had strictly warned one and all to stuff their ears with bits of waxed fabric.

Why was it so noisy, you want to know?

Besides the battle cries of the Brownies’ skreeky voices and the battle cries of the people?

Oh.

Well, here’s the deal.

The Brownies had this secret recipe, you see.

Unused for who knows how many millennia, it was yet known to the Brownies, oh yes it was. It had been tucked safely away for all that time, just in case. It hadn’t been used because Sea Pixies take a long long time to forget a lesson well and painfully learned – but they always do forget in the end. Then they come up with their brilliant idea (again) that it would be great fun to wreak havoc on land.

Mm-hm.

We don’t know what the recipe is (it’s a secret) but we know how it works.

Whatever it is made of is powerfully and potently attractive to Sea Pixies, draws them like moths to a flame, it does.

The Brownies coated themselves with that stuff and all the Sea Pixies in the vicinity came running straight to them.

And then what?

Well, another thing about that stuff is that it was extremely sticky.

The Sea Pixies couldn’t resist it and they all got stuck onto the Brownies, couldn’t get unstuck not no how not no way.

Naturally they hollered and yelled and screamed and shrieked and shrilled with outrage at having been caught and not being able to get loose.

If you think Brownies have skreeky voices, you ought to hear some Sea Pixies once.

Uffda.

At any rate, the fleet of boats went far far out into the North Sea before they stopped.

And the Brownies all jumped overboard.

Meanwhile, back on shore, Sass had gathered the Dunnottar Folk together and clued them in.

The fast silver horses carried riders to all of the affected areas while more raced all along the shoreline.

What they were doing was invoking the Holy Trinity’s protection from Sea Pixies, to keep them from coming back just in case they didn’t learn their lesson.

I have to say that the faces of Father, Mother, and Son had some almighty strange expressions on them as They heard the prayers of these Their people. I expect that was because They were trying almighty hard not to laugh.

Be that as it may be, the shores and inland areas were soon under a special protection. If there was a little roll or two of thunder from Above that sounded distinctly like laughter, nobody was griping about it – so long as the protection was granted. Which of course it was.

Back at sea, once the Brownies were in the water the sticky gooey stuff came right off of them, leaving the Sea Pixies out to sea where they belonged as the Brownies were soon back aboard.

The fleet turned to sail back home, jeering at the Sea Pixies and Singing all the way.

It was much more tuneful going home than it had been going out, not that anyone knew the difference because they all forgot to take the bits of waxed fabric out of their ears.


In case anyone's wondering what the Pixies looked like ... they're about the size of hummingbirds (the Brownies are about the size of, well, whatever they want I reckon - but generally speaking I think they like to be maybe two feet tall or so ... depending on circumstances, you know). The Sea Pixies in this story would have had webbed fingers and toes, and worn clothes that are quite like wet-suits (like divers use). I write fiction. I can make them look however I want. Cope as best you can. You can make your Pixies wear whatever you want. ;)